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three men died in a car crash, they came to the gates of heaven, but god told them, "before i can let you drink the holy water, and enter heaven you must return to earth, and do one more bad thing."
the men agreed, and went to earth, the first man came back
"what did you do?" asked god
"i knocked a baby stroller over, and the baby had to go to the hospital."
"ok," said god
then the second man arrived
"and what did you do bad?" ask god
"i pushed an old man's wheelchair off a cliff." replied the man
god sent the two men through the gates, into heaven
then the third man arrived looking like he had committed a great crime
"and,." said god
"i peed in the holy w water, those two idiots just drank..."
oh...lol
lol love it! *smile*